be glad.

top three reasons why you should be glad you weren’t a manager at the store on montana ave today.

3. MIA associate(s).

2. leak in cookware above the la cornue…the one that cascaded water down the hood like it was a waterfall. yeah, that one.

1. the discovery of a second leak less than 1/2 an hour later in cutlery. a customer came up to me saying, “i’m sure you’re aware, but there’s a leak in cutlery.” as i slowly turned my head i saw what looked like rain in the knife case…and i saw the inch of water on the wood floor underneath. no, i wasn’t aware of the apparent rain that showered me as i looked in the display case and up at the vent that seemed to provide the precipitation that i, the knives, and the wood blocks below were now feeling.